Monday, August 18, 2008

The End of the Earth is Near



Oil Stocks are Running Out
Greenhouse Gases Pollute the Air
The Ozone Layer is Missing
The Polar Ice Caps are Melting
CO2 Production is Increasing
Acid Rain Fall from the Sky
Lakes and Rivers are Toxic
Forest and Streams are Disappearing
Ocean Temperature is Rising
The Deserts are Expanding
Hurricane Storms are Frequent
Fish Stocks are Being Destroyed
The Forest Animals are Gone
Non-Renewable Resources are at Risk
Endangered Species are Extinct
Traffic Jams are All the Time
Energy Consumption is Rampant
Population Growth is Out of Control
God is F**King Scumbag
The Terrorists are Everywhere
The Antichrist and Satan are Waging War
…and Jesus will Return to Earth.

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